peniscruncher:

dusknoirs:

who was the asshole that decided tattoos looked unprofessional 

the generation that did is dying out so don’t worry

zohbugg:

SNAP SNAP SNAP
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cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

My mum was talking to someone about me today and she was like “Chloe is a nerd.” so i said “I DARE U TO SAY THAT TO MY FACE” and she just replied to me with “Chloe, when you’re not wearing a t shirt with cats dressed as the avengers, is the day when i will take that statement back.”

a lot of people are wanting to see the catvengers t shirt so here it is

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meladoodle:

i said brb to a guy on facebook 4 years ago and just now he replied ‘u back yet?’

heyfunniest:

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

heyfunniest:

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

spoopybarakarts:

when my mom was 30ish, my dad took her to this garage band concert as a date and she really liked them so she bought a cd from them and talked to them for a few hours then promised to keep in touch with them and show everyone her cd, but later forgot. So 10 or so years later theyre on the radio and she just smacks her head then says, “fuck i forgot to show everyone the cd” and that is the story of how my mom let Adam Levine and the rest of Maroon 5 down.

soujizz:

soujizz:

trying to decide on a title for my english essay

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that works

i just got it back today

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mission accomplished

codenameorange:

Drown, BMTH “It comes in waves, I close my eyes…”

codenameorange:

Drown, BMTH “It comes in waves, I close my eyes…”

Things I wish I knew when I started tumbling

gallifreyansquid:

karatam:

colsandbradders:

i am so slow

you can look at the posts on a certain day?

jfc

url.tumblr.com/day/2012/12/25 <- what you posted last christmas

omfg chRIST WHY DIDN’T I KNOW THIS BEFORE????

makes my fckn life EASIER

#WHY ISN’T THIS SHIT IN THE HELP SECTION

BECAUSE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING OF USE IS EVER IN THE HELP SECTION

I MUST SPREAD THE WORD TO MY FOLLOWERS

giovannafalcone1:

This made me giggle and aww at the same time!

giovannafalcone1:

This made me giggle and aww at the same time!