rainbow-sand:

debilitati0n:

bettervillains:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

  

The elderly are either adorable or the wrinkly reincarnation of Satan there is no in between

working in retail i agree with this 100 million times

mamebo:

full-size & source for tsuntsun malik
uhhh I guess I forgot to mention I’m in the assassin’s creed fandom too, just really low-key like
altmal is my asscreed OTP, so I’ll translate more of them later
manga archive of SNK and other stuff

mamebo:

full-sizesource for tsuntsun malik

uhhh I guess I forgot to mention I’m in the assassin’s creed fandom too, just really low-key like

altmal is my asscreed OTP, so I’ll translate more of them later

manga archive of SNK and other stuff

glowing-fallen-angel:

homophobic:

sonically-gallifreyan:

im-an-assbutt:

Guys guys holy shit one day when we are all old and start to die on the news there’s going to be ‘last remaining person alive from the 1900’s has died’ BECAUSE ONE OF US IS GOING TO BE THE LAST PERSON ALIVE FROM WHEN THE YEARS BEGAN WITH A ‘1’ AND ITS PROBABLY GONNA BE A BIG THING THIS FEELS WEIRD

Ohmygod

obviously youre lookin for a competition and im winning

let the hunger games begin

edwardspoonhands:

Most of the people following me on Twitter thought I was having some kind of mental break.

So last night I got drunk and played Skyrim

karlosmadera:

I’m still torn on whether this is the greatest thing I’ve ever done or the stupidest. 

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To my new followers…

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To my old followers…

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To those who unfollowed me…

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To those who looked at my blog and decided not to follow…

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To those who will look at my blog after seeing this…

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my second time posting this but i got so many new followers

This never gets old

youruffledmyruffalo:

once upon a time, i was in an honors english class as a sophomore in high school, and we covered the great gatsby

and once a day, every day, one young man would say, in the exact same inquisitive tone of wonder,

"wait a minute! is nick gay for gatsby?"

until finally, one day, our teacher shouted, “YES NICK IS GAY FOR GATSBY BUT I CAN’T TEACH YOU THAT BECAUSE THIS IS A CATHOLIC SCHOOL.” 

futurefantastic:

zacwells:

futurefantastic:

zacwells:

How long does your ideal hug last

38-45 minutes

that’s really impractical

u said ideal, not realistic

snowconejack:

rynnay:

sad-face:

iron-pigs:

This is frustration in the form of a gif

hnnngggg

*snap.* GAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUGHH

[heavy breathing]

snowconejack:

rynnay:

sad-face:

iron-pigs:

This is frustration in the form of a gif

hnnngggg

*snap.* GAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUGHH

[heavy breathing]

lshimura:

"video games are a waste of time-"
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"you’re too old for games-"
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"you should read a book instead-"
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"you cant learn anything from video games-"
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  • me: [watching the hobbit]
  • [misty mountains song starts being sung]
  • me: [slowly starts growing a beard]